We're Ready to Order!

Whenever a customer tells me that they're ready to order, it usually means that they need another 15 minutes to decide what the hell they want. I can understand being indecisive and having a hard time trying to decide between one or two things, but some people act like they're picking a college. (thanks Lou Santini.)

And then guests will ask me what I like. I tell them three items that I really enjoy on the menu. Then they ask me about something I didn't mention. I tell them it's not in my top three. Now I'm somehow in an argument about why I didn't mention EVERYTHING on the menu.

Here's how a conversation went with a table the other night:

Customer: "We're ready to order."

Me: "What may I get for you?"

Customer IMMEDIATELY looks back at the menu and says nothing for 2 minutes.

Me: "I'll give you another moment."

Customer: "That's not necessary. I told you that we're ready to order!"

Me: "Please. What may I get for you."

Customer: "Don't start with me. Go to somebody else."

Me: "I can't start with somebody else. You're the only one at the table."

Until next time... Server's don't pay their rent with compliments.

"Bitter. Party of 1? Your table is ready."

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