When Ice Cube rapped about "Check Yo'self before you wreckidity-wreck Yo'self," I don't think he meant writing an ACTUAL check to pay for something in a place that normally doesn't accept checks. But in 2014, we have come across a customer who wants to pay for his individual dinner, with a check. This didn't even happen to me. It happened to my buddy Max during his shift. It had been an extremely weird week at work. The night prior, I had my encounter with Steak Tits , and now Max was dealing with a character that even Stephen King couldn't make up. An older gentleman, (and I use that term loosely,) wearing a gold velour jumpsuit, sat in Max's section one fateful night and decided to have his fill of alcohol and food. And let me repeat... wearing a gold velour jumpsuit. Our hostess Dana sat him, and the man paid no attention to her. Then Max took over and suddenly the guy became increasingly infatuated with Dana, even though he comp
I am the leader of the server revolution! Taking the power away from the customers and putting it back in the hands of the bartenders and servers. Yelp off!!!