The 1980's gave us such great things like MTV, the Apple IIE, and the saying..."the customer is always right." With that being said, here is a list of some of my favorite customer quotes from my career in the service industry. Of course, I will be adding some comments to justify why they said what they said, but the list will be as true today as when they said it to me the first time. Feel free to comment and add some of your own favorites as well. Without further delay... "Are you our server?" --No. I a regular customer just like you. Except I enjoy wearing all black with a black apron and hanging around your table for the past 45 minutes. "We thought you forgot about us." --Trust me. If ever a time when I'd want short-term memory loss, it would be to forgot that you were sitting in my section. "Can I get a new water? There's something gross in mine." --(An ACTUAL porn star said this to me) More things have gone in and out o
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