Today we give thanks. Thanksgiving is upon us. I will be working, serving "holiday people." Remember, those are people who are so horrible, that they weren't invited into anybody's house because they're assholes! (Thanks to Joe Kelly!) But if you happen to be some of the few families that are dining out, please remember that it's your server's or bartender's holiday too. Tomorrow is "Black Friday." Originally the meaning of this horrid day was the start of the Christmas shopping season, and the point when retailers would start to turn a profit, and were "in the black." Now I feel it is called "Black Friday" because of the color of people's hearts that venture out to conquer the best deals possible, at the expense of their souls. And not just the shopper's souls, but retailers as well. (Apple's deal on iPads today saves you a whole $45.00! Woo Hoo! Now I can finally buy that iPad AND fill up my
I am the leader of the server revolution! Taking the power away from the customers and putting it back in the hands of the bartenders and servers. Yelp off!!!