Dear Yelpers: You think you're smart. Nope. You think you're cool. Wrong again. You think this is the popularity that you have been yearning to have since high school. (BUZZ!) Incorrect. It's time for you to take the energy that you put into your Yelping, and focus your attention on yourself. Your "opinion" is not important. The fact that your meal was ruined by the color of your server's apron, or the shape of the plates, or that they didn't give you anything for free on your birthday just means that you were not a planned pregnancy, and you should be grateful that you made it to full term. Ouch! That hurts, doesn't it? Well, do you think that destroying someone's business is okay? That demeaning your server or bartender makes you look like you know what you're talking about? If your opinion REALLY mattered, (it doesn't,) then you should crawl out from your hiding space where you Yelp on your laptop, and talk to someone
I am the leader of the server revolution! Taking the power away from the customers and putting it back in the hands of the bartenders and servers. Yelp off!!!