Today is National Wait Staff Day! Hell must be freezing over. That's right world, a day to recognize the people who: make your mojitos recommend wine pairings put up with you ordering one drink at a time tell you the specials take your picture with 5 different cameras clear your plates seat you take your reservations get you more ketchup get you more ranch listen to you list everything you're allergic to listen to you complain about the traffic and how long it took you to get to the restaurant have to interrupt you when you're making out at the table have to maintain professionalism even when your right boob has popped out of your dress take your order when you're breastfeeding your child bring you another knife when you can't see the one in front of you split your check take 8 forms of payment have to cut you off when you've had too much to drink put up with you writing "can't tip. Mother of two" on the gratuity l
I am the leader of the server revolution! Taking the power away from the customers and putting it back in the hands of the bartenders and servers. Yelp off!!!