The teller at my bank just asked if I could get her a job at work after she deposited last nights tips for me 😂 #ServerLife— Bitchy Waitress (@1bitchywaitress) May 15, 2015
Me: Cocktails & appetizers? Them: No! Just came from a cocktail party. We'll share one dinner. #HowToAnnoyYourServer pic.twitter.com/xQKuBZse65— Shit Servers Say (@ShitServersSay) May 14, 2015
Well you know we can't have mother's day happen without me ranting!!! People, it's not our fault.... Ro's... http://t.co/W8a7ZxY7E6— Ro Delle Grazie (@RoDelleGrazie) May 12, 2015
Until next time... Server's don't pay their rent with compliments.
"Bitter. Party of 1? Your table is ready."
IT DOESN'T GET ANY BITTER THAN THIS!