Monday, August 26, 2013

May The Crumbs Be With You


Customers are attracted to dirty tables like the Millennium Falcon being pulled by the Death Star's tractor beam.  (SW reference!)

It's bad enough watching customers jump from table to table, but ending up at a table that's dirty, what the hell is wrong with these people?  It's as if these customers want to be able to start out by telling us what to do, "can you clean up this table?," followed by the usual "get this and that" with the no thank-you conversations.

What's even more weird is that these same people sit at the table WHILE we are cleaning it off.  So what they're telling us is that they have some kind of crumb fetish because they sit watching us wipe down the tables as some of the crumbs and dirt spills over to where they are sitting.

"Oh yeah!  Wipe right there!  Oh, look at those crumbs, and lamb leg bones."

I'm surprised they don't ask me to wrap us any leftover food that's on the table.  It's like they are on a scavenger hunt and the last item is a dirty table.  Well congratulations!  May the crumbs be with you.    

Until next time... Server's don't pay their rent with compliments.

"Bitter.  Party of 1?  Your table is ready."

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