Friday, June 1, 2012
Orange you glad I didn't say "Orange?"
It doesn't get much better than this! For the first time, I introduce to you, a phobia that has limited a customers diet: A FEAR OF THE COLOR ORANGE. (The sign above is an actual sign posted about a hotel guest.) No, not just an aversion to oranges, or carrots, or bell peppers, but a fear of the actual color orange! I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that Halloween is NOT his favorite holiday. How the hell does this weirdo even go outside. Last time I checked, the Sun has hues of the color orange.
I've got a joke for this guy...
ARGH! NO!!! (Guy gets into his car and speeds away.)
I guess he can't take a joke. BTW... my favorite part about the above sign, that it's orange!
Until next time... Server's don't pay their rent with compliments.
"Bitter. Party of one? Your table is ready."
The Bitter Bistro