Friday, June 1, 2012

Orange you glad I didn't say "Orange?"


It doesn't get much better than this!  For the first time, I introduce to you, a phobia that has limited a customers diet:  A FEAR OF THE COLOR ORANGE.  (The sign above is an actual sign posted about a hotel guest.)  No, not just an aversion to oranges, or carrots, or bell peppers, but a fear of the actual color orange!  I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that Halloween is NOT his favorite holiday.  How the hell does this weirdo even go outside.  Last time I checked, the Sun has hues of the color orange.

I've got a joke for this guy...

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

ARGH!  NO!!!  (Guy gets into his car and speeds away.)

I guess he can't take a joke.  BTW... my favorite part about the above sign, that it's orange!

Until next time... Server's don't pay their rent with compliments.

"Bitter.  Party of one?  Your table is ready."

The Bitter Bistro


1 comment:

LOU said...

THIS IS YOUR BEST BLOG YET. AND it's a bonafide bit. Craft it as such. It will kill.