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Be My Valentine

It's Valentine's Day!  Otherwise known as "Overcrowded Restaurant Day."  Couples from everywhere cramming themselves into restaurants, ordering overpriced (red) drinks, and enjoying a pre-fixed menu that screams love just because it has the words, "truffles."

I can't think of a better way to say "I Love You," than by being shoulder-to-shoulder to other couples, in a place that's understaffed, overworked, and stressed out because every guy thinks they are the most romantic and are trying to make this the best Valentine's Day ever by making what probably was a last minute reservation, demanded a romantic table, and some flowers to be placed there before they arrived.

THAT'S AMORE!!!

Thank-you Hallmark, expensive roses, Rose Champagne, Black Truffles, Oysters, Yelp, Micros, and those candy hearts for making me hate this holiday.  Not a personal hate, but having to watch other people, in my section, complain about all of these things and then say that I've ruined Valentine's Day, is what I hate.

So show up to your reservations late, be obnoxious, get a hand-job under-the-table, and then try to not tip 20%.  I'll love you for it.

It doesn't get any BITTER than this!

Until next time... Server's don't pay their rent with compliments.

"Bitter.  Party of 1?  Your table is ready."

The Bitter Bistro




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